Résumé

  • I’m in my mid thirties, with a curvy, size 12 figure, swollen hips, full, perky breasts, long, strong legs, buttery, alabaster skin, very large cobalt blue eyes and wavy dark hair (its mostly short blonde in my professional gallery as they are from one- two years back, more recent photos are in my ‘Snapshot’ gallery, & I’ll update professionals shortly).

  • I’m predominately Welsh, grew up among the green, green grass (of home etc), but I’ve lived in England since I was a teen & I have a beeb anglo-voice, with just a gentle Welsh lilt. I like to think, kind of akin to younger, female Richard Burton, but I may be pushing my luck there just a tad…

  • I studied an artsy fartsy degree at a red brick University, I’m kinda centrist politically, all things considered, I’m more of a listener these days than a talker, I’m curious, playful and empathic. I’m easy going with people who are kind, warm, respectful, but I have a calm, stoney resistance to boundary pushers and coercive people.

  • I’ve a mid-length stamp collection for travel, I’ve traversed much of the UK & Western Europe, but I’ve also been to the States, Australia, New Zealand, China & Mexico, but I’d still like to see Japan, Norway, Morocco, New York, Canada, Tanzania, The Oman & Saudi Arabia among others!

  • I like yoga but don’t do it so often these days, I like swimming (same!), walking in the Yorkshire moors or a gentle ramble in an old city followed by a glass of wine & a novel on a warm terrace (who doesn’t?)

  • I’m a real bibliophile & a lite cinephile, I read fiction (I love Collete, Emily Bronte & Virginia Woolf, & I used to love 20th century masculine American fiction writers like Bukowski & Chuck Palahniuk but find the pessimism a little much for more my sunnier, softer 30s spirit). My favourite student film is Persona, my favourite guilty pleasure is The Exorcist, my favourite overall film is Annie Hall, and the film I can watch over and over is Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

  • At home I listen to jazz, classical and folk, and when I am dipping about town with my headphones I’ll listen to Madonna, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix or some random Kerrang generation mix. Anything for a dopamine hit basically.

  • Write a novel, make a documentary film in the style of Jonathan Meades, see a boxing match in Saudi or Madisson Square Garden, own a pink cottage with a thatch roof.

  • Going to see La Boheme any the opera, eat a cheese board & drink Claret at a French bistro, spend the night in a four poster in a Tudor cottage. Or just a night at The Lanesborough.

  • Lads night? Oscar Wilde, Billy Connolly, Karl Marx, Lord Byron, Mohammad Ali, Woody Allen. Ladies Night? Mary Shelley, Mae West, Lady Di, Simone de Beauvoir, Fran Lebowitz, Nigella Lawson. I’d invite Emily Bronte, but she wouldn't come.